One day during companion study we had some extra time, so I decided to look through some old papers and find a talk that Hermana Bloxham and I could read together. I came across one I had never seen before. It talked about how missionaries spend so much time telling their investigators to read, but they often don't show them how to really study and learn from what they read. We decided to try it with our investigator Eddy, who always reads what we tell him to but doesn't necessarily get a whole lot out of it. We showed him how to pray before studying in order to have the Spirit to help him, and then we read 1 Nephi 8 (Lehi's dream) with him and it was exactly what he needed! And I still have no idea where that talk came from or how it got under my bed but we are so grateful that God helped us to find it and know exactly how to help Eddy.
Tuesday something crazy happened. I promise I am not exaggerating at all the following story- we were walking down the street and see a van with an interesting-looking driver with dreadlocks and sunglasses... he looked Jamaican. I barely have time to say "Whoa, look at the guy driving the van" before a little black car in the opposite lane (the one coming towards us) stops in the middle of the road and blocks the path of the van and a guy gets out of the passenger seat. He is dressed in a black tank top and black ninja pants and has a red scarf around his head, and in his hand he is holding a huge shiny machete. He waves the machete in the air yelling profanities and runs at the deadlock guy driving the van. All the surrounding cars had stopped and everyone was frozen in shock just watching what was going on. The guy driving the van manages to get up on the sidewalk a bit to get around the black car, and then starts driving away and the machete ninja is running after him, still waving his machete in the air. After the van got far enough away, he gave up and walked back to his car, which was still parked in the middle of the road about 30 feet from us. So he was walking to his car (and towards us) holding his machete and we were the closest pedestrians, so we turn around and start booking it trying to find somewhere he won't see us in case he decided to keep walking and not get in his car. We hid behind a nearby house and waited until we saw him drive away in his black car. Then we just stood there for a few minutes catching our breath and trying to process what had just happened. We also realized that right beforehand I had seen a cool-looking house and "randomly" decided to knock it, after which we continued walking. We realized that had we not knocked that house, we would have been farther down the sidewalk and probably right in the danger zone when the machete guy had gotten out of his car. We were very grateful that the Lord had protected us by delaying us a bit and keeping us within safe watching distance of the spectacle. It was an adventure for sure! Jersey is a crazy place!
Wednesday there was a Zone Conference at the stake center in East Brunswick and it lasted 6 hours. It was great and we listened to lectures and trainings by President and Sister Taggart and the Assistants. Also we had a guest speaker who is in charge of overseeing all seminary and institute programs in New Jersey. It was awesome!
Saturday was a great day. We had so many back-to-back appointments and were teaching nonstop and got 3 new investigators that day! It was awesome! One of the new investigators was Simon. Earlier in the week, we had a few minutes to knock doors and contact people and we said a prayer in the car that we would find someone who was prepared. Then we leave the car and just a few seconds later we talk to Simon and get an appointment with him! When we ended up teaching him on Saturday, a member who was with us was talking about the importance of the Book of Mormon and Simon said (in Spanish) "Wow! I didn't know about this book! I'm going to read the whole thing!" We are so excited to see him progress! He's golden!
Also on Saturday we were driving in an area with a ton of Jews, and Hermana Bloxham sees a couple of them walking and says "pull over and roll down the window! I'll give them a pass-along card!" So she tries to hand them a card out of our car window and one Jew (who was a redhead, which just made it that much better for some reason. I never knew before I got here that there was such a thing as redheaded Jews) threatens to call the police on us, so we quickly drive away. Afterwards we realized that Saturday is the Jewish Sabbath so they probably got even more offended than they normally would because we tried to give them a picture of Jesus on their holy day. Oops!
Yesterday the elders serving in the English ward that meets here baptized a woman named Anushi. She was visiting from India (there are a ton of Indians here) and they had only been teaching her for about 3 weeks and she had wanted to get baptized before she had to go back to India on the 27th (today). So they managed to teach her everything she needed to know and make all the necessary arrangements to have her baptized and confirmed the day before she goes back to India. The Roses (the senior missionary couple) helped a ton because they lived in India for 7 years. Her baptism was amazing and she was crying and just so excited to be making this step, which was amazing to me because she had only first come into contact with the church three weeks ago. She is so excited to bring the Gospel to her family and friends in India!
I will be sending pictures of Jews because Lakewood is basically the New Jerusalem, and Jews are pretty cool when they're not threatening to call the cops on us. Enjoy!
<3 Hermana Harris
One of the many synagogues here

